01 Apr

Stitches – Ruthless Crafts Handmade by a rad Vancouver Mom

Young people can be so rude sometimes. But sometimes those young people grow up, have kids, and stay rude. This is one of those times.

All these stitches are handmade by a local Vancouver mom, who has more than enough to bitch about. These quaint little hand stitched ornaments make for fantastic gifts and will add a friendly and cozy touch to any room you choose to display them. And sometimes when you want someone to remember something special, taking that extra effort to stitch it and frame it can make it really sink it. If someone sucks, give them a “You Suck”, and maybe eventually, you know, they can try to not suck so much. Got a boss who needs to cool their jets? Leave a suggestive “Don’t Be A Dick” on their desk, the cute font soft texture of the message will disarm them immediately. And of course, “This Place Sucks” is quite possibly one of the best house warming gifts ever, or a great thing to send to your uncle in the slammer. He’ll be stoked.

Bite Me – Frame
$30.00CAD
For some creatures biting is a sign of affection. Not for humans though.
Made by hand in Vancouver by a rad mom with more than enough to bitch about.
Dimensions 5″ x 4″
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F.U.C.K. <3 - Frame
$30.00CAD
A wise person once told me that love/hate relationships were the only true relationships.
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You Suck – Frame
$30.00CAD
See that nice foliage around the message? That the bush that no one is willing to beat around anymore, sometimes the truth just needs to come out. Great gift for any variety of doorknob.
Made by hand in Vancouver by a rad mom with more than enough to bitch about.
Dimensions
5.5″ x 7.5″
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#@%&!! – Frame
$30.00CAD
There are some moments in life that cannot be summed up in a single word. Sometimes not even a torrential flow of obscenities will suffice. And sometimes there are god damn children around. This is for that time.
Made by hand in Vancouver by a rad mom with more than enough to bitch about.
Dimensions
7.5″ x 5.5″
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Don’t Be A Dick – Frame
$30.00CAD
Sometimes its the simplest rules that are the hardest to follow. This rule isn’t easy to swallow either.
Made by hand in Vancouver by a rad mom with more than enough to bitch about.
Dimensions
5″ x 4″
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The pendants are an interesting case. For once, you can pay for a cheap fuck and have it be socially acceptable. And you can give a fuck, simultaneously make someones day, and not have to do any real work. Which is really just a testament to the versatility and power of this incredible and inspiring word.

Fuck – Pendant (blu)
$25.00CAD
The most versatile word in the english language.
Made by hand in Vancouver by a rad mom with more than enough to bitch about.
Dimensions
1.25″ x 1.25″
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Bite Me – Pendant
$25.00CAD
In some cultures biting someone is a sign of affection. Definitely not this one though.
Made by hand in Vancouver by a rad mom with more than enough to bitch about.
Dimensions
1.75″ x 1.75″
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